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(1/5) Favorite Relationships » Howl & Sophie

“Howl said to Sophie, ‘I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?’”

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Hardcovers for aesthetics.
Paperbacks to read.
Ebooks to travel.

The holy trinity of book lovers.

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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.


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Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

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i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear


And the money to buy what I wanna wear

And actually the size to wear what I wanna wear

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I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

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It’s not John Green’s fault that Laverne Cox wasn’t included the TIME 100.

John Green did not make the decision to not include Laverne Cox in the TIME 100.

John Green being included in the TIME 100 and Laverne Cox not being included does not reflect badly on him— it reflects badly on TIME magazine.

Stop acting like children and place blame where it belongs instead of looking for a fucking scapegoat.

Stop being mad at John Green for things he didn’t do/he didn’t have control over 2K14

People really think that John Green shouldn’t be included in this list- probably because he’s white and a male and therefore has no real influence, it’s all fake and he’s made NO DIFFERENCE 

Do your research. 

  • Since 2007, the project for awesome has raised way over $100000 for charities such as (in 2013) The Harry Potter Alliance, This Star Won’t Go Out, Not Forgotten, Save the Children, Liberty in North Korea, Childs Play,, The Thirst Project, Partners for Mental Health, TECHO, To Write Love on Her Arms, The Office of Letters and Light, The World Food Programme, Feeding America (which works with food banks around the US), The Wayne Foundation, Pencils for Kids, Women for Women International, First Book, Kiva, Doctors without Borders
  • He encourages people to be themselves, to act smart around other people and to learn and read and do good things 
  • His books have inspired so many other artists and writers 



Not to mention one of the most popular covers of An Abundance of Katherines was designed by a nerdfighter 


Uncultured Project

Vlogtubers (a group inspired by John and Hank to make awesome videos) 

IttakesII (connecting siblings through youtube) 

Generation of awesome (people making videos about what matters to them) 

Again and again, more people inspired by the vlogbrothers to make videos and do amazing things to make friends and talk about things that matter (X

  • Quotes from John’s page from his watchers/ readers: 
  •  I also felt inspired to expand my vocabulary. Elaborating my English grade largely.” - Rosie Jiggins, 14, England. 
  •  I usually don’t read English books but you inspired me to read. your book are helping me through life and they are helping me to improve my writing skills.” - Tsion
  • I do not believe I have ever read anything where it felt as it had changed me, until I read The Fault In Our Stars.” - Brooklynn Hastey , age 15.
  • It has occurred to me that you have changed my life.” - Gracie 
  • I have great admiration for you” - Ana Lara Sabino
  • Your honestly and compassion with which you write with makes me constantly change my perspective towards many things in life and want to change others perspectives with the same compassion and drive you have. ” - Samantha 
  •  You really got me in to reading!” - Sally 
  • I just wanted to post this letter to express the importance, and the impact that this moving book has left on me, and the thousands of other individuals who have been engulfed by TFIOS.” - ASMM 13
  • "You have been one of the most inspirational authors whose books I’ve read."  - Rachel 
  • I am deeply grateful to you John, for the books that changed me.” - Stas
  • This was literally just scrolling down for a minute or so. The page is literally filled with gratitude and thanks for his inspiration and books
  • The #hairforhazel project got over a hundred people to donate at least 8 inches of hair for the Children with Hair Loss charity 
  • August 3 is Esther day, for John’s friend and amazing person who died of cancer when she was just 16. John Green told Esther that he and his brother Hank wanted to celebrate her birthday as long as there were vlogbrothers videos, and that the videos on that day could be about whatever she chose. After some reflection, Esther decided she wanted it to be a day to celebrate love for family and friends. So since 2010, August 3rd or Esther Day has become a holiday that reminds us to verbalize our love for friends and family, the important people in our lives who we might not remember to say “I love you” to very often. (X
  • And John green’s books are just as inspirational too: 
  • "What is the point in being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?" -ABOK
  • "We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.” - LFA
  • "if you don’t imagine, nothing ever happens at all." PT
  • "What a treacherous thing to think a person is more than a person." -PT
  • "People lack good mirrors. It’s so hard for anyone to show us how we look, and so hard for us to show anyone how we feel." - PT
  • And his actual vlogbrothers quotes: 
  • Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. ” 
  • "Use your words" 
  • "The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t want to date, is a circle." 
  • "Nerd life is so much better than regular life." 
  • "When you acknowledge that there is nothing repulsive or unforgivable or shameful about yourself, it becomes easier to be that authentic person and feel like you’ve living a less preformed life." 
  • He treats women like real life people: “When of course, a women needs a strong man like a fish needs a bicycle.” 
  • "That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around someone because they’re pretty, it’s like picking breakfast cereal based on colour instead of taste.” - PT 

And he does all of this while being an incredible husband, father of two and brother: 





Yes, of course Laverne Cox deserved and should have been on that list 




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Starkid Snape speaks to me on a very personal level

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How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.



i cant

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so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles


"Fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist" I’m crying

I can’t even decide what the best part of this is.

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Do you know who I’m most worried about? It’s not my parents, and it’s not the lads at college. It’s Finn. We’ve been mates since primary. We’ve had sleepovers, we’ve topped and tailed in the same bed. When he finds out, I don’t want him thinking back to them times and getting the wrong idea. He’s my mate, you know?

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"You could tell he was in love by the way he looked at her. Other girls were faint stars; she was his sun. "

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