psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

Dylan O’Brien playing Quidditch in ‘The Internship’

why dont robbers just wear fat suits so the cops don’t know their actual body type

notanotherteenwolfpodcast:

One of the best moments of the night! 

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

sherlockspeare:

No I didn’t make this to drool stare at his chest. Never. I’m not that kind of girl, really.

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

barrowdick:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

221tea:

the-tenth-doctor-is-in:

asdfkjdfhadsf
SEVEN HOURS AT TEH COMPUTER FOR THIS MONSTER.
” Um. Hm. You… you told me once that you weren’t a hero. Um. There were times that I didn’t even think you were human. But let me tell you this, you were the best man and the most human…. human being that I have ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. And so… there. I was so alone and I owe you so much. Please, there’s just one more thing. One more thing. One miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t be… dead. Would you do that, just for me? Just stop it, stop this…”
ALL IN GALLIFREYAN.



Because I love you.

I JUST REALIZED
IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND
I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW


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consultingdetectivesherlockh:

barrowdick:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

221tea:

the-tenth-doctor-is-in:

asdfkjdfhadsf

SEVEN HOURS AT TEH COMPUTER FOR THIS MONSTER.

” Um. Hm. You… you told me once that you weren’t a hero. Um. There were times that I didn’t even think you were human. But let me tell you this, you were the best man and the most human…. human being that I have ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. And so… there. I was so alone and I owe you so much. Please, there’s just one more thing. One more thing. One miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t be… dead. Would you do that, just for me? Just stop it, stop this…”

ALL IN GALLIFREYAN.

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Because I love you.

I JUST REALIZED

IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

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bringingitbackbecauseimissmymonster

vagisodium:

when you have a fond memory with someone but when you bring it up with them they dont remember it

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

abstergo-inc:

seirun:

Sherock_Oops wrong Ring by ~aulauly7

omfg

ben and leslie, season five

therealeovaldez:

madmoneygal:

thisbusinesscarbonation:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

miss-nerdgasmz:

yuseimonarch:

nullvoid0:

gossiptroll:

my idea of a hot date 

Hell yes

I had no idea there were women like this how do I find them?

I mean shit bro are we really that rare

show me a man who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.

show me a woman who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.

I think they found each other’s soul mates, guys.

I ship it